昨天吧,有個家伙借著方舟子一流在支央臺聊靈異事件的當時,到msn找我發童心,什么水怪啦,ufo啦,山鬼啦等等等等,要是早上十五年有msn用的話,我和他聊聊這個還可以,但是他替我忘了現在我倆二十多歲的客觀事實,我也只好替他爹罵他幾句。弄得算是很不愉快,所以我打算寫寫這些玩意。
這些傻得冒煙的“隱匿生物”傳說,信得越多腦體越殘,這可是公理無需證明。
信到一定程度的人,往往還兼信些甚么“登月是好萊塢拍的”“911,珍珠港是美國政府刻意為之”等等。我五歲的時候拉起鄰居的小loli,跟她說:喜馬拉雅山上有種怪獸叫做也梯……那是為了現在裝屄以后肏屄;二十歲還找人講這個算什么?裝傻?要是講的對象還不是小孩子,那就是不用裝的真傻了。
不過要是以這個為生真能用臺洗衣機改造個水怪騙全世界幾十年,我也十分佩服。還有種人比如說幾年前去東土旅游的的時候遇到的,有個叫袁國應的“科研員”親口對我們一撥人說喀納斯的哲羅鮭可以長113米,聽人說他如今還真敢在支央臺對著萬千兒童這么說,我也是十分的佩服。事到如今,把那些拿什么怪什么仙做課題的人,一張張臉皮扒下來做支共的坦克裝甲,從學生到美帝國主義就再也沒希望了。
現代那些我也不知道是什么玩意,大多數一言蔽之:子虛烏有。恰好哈種種公分享了一個《中国古代神兽名录》我挺有興趣,半猜半蒙毫不專業的說說我對這個是怎么認識的。跟貼將由本博正經學院派生物大家給各位點評。
五大瑞獸
龍
這個大多數人都認識,亞洲龍,尊重中國人的設定:可以飛,能入水,扭動高速前進【騰挪】
我假設它如果想飛的話,那么在純靠扭動行進的運動方式或者尾巴那個變大部分就像海蛇一樣‘劃氣’前行。由于沒有帶來升力的翅膀,唯有一種辦法,即他的密度小于或者等于空氣……那么一噸重的龍,按地表1.293kg/m3的密度,大約是中真空直徑3m長120m的圓柱子。當然還挺接近點圖中形象,就是不知道怎么克服大氣壓力。入水比較簡單,吸滿一肚子水就可以。除非他對抗空氣壓力和制造真空的能力來自于反物質,不然是絕無可能解釋得通的。姑且放入“空氣浮游生物”這類里面去好了……
還是歐洲的龍比較正常些,估計是古代人挖到了風神翼龍的骨頭想象出來的,為了什么美女公主前去殺一個,我肯定挑一頭中國式的,拿根針一刺,巨大的氣壓就幫我贏得公主的歡心啦!包括以上等所謂“真龍現身”【坠龙事件絕活…搭凉棚,往龙身上浇水.气味..最后下雨(鄉民分食)…消失…】其實都是底下這么回事,說不定,古代中國的龍傳說就是這么來的。 (所示為須鯨骨)
右圖就更加搞笑了,這種創造力奠定了日本今天acg大國的地位。
長得特別卡通,百看不厭
個人結論,東方龍在物理學上是說不通的,歐洲的龍在物理學上通得過,但是在生物學上仍然沒有人相信,這方面,德國人也相當有幽默感——見左圖:
這兩玩具要是拿到中國來,不知道能出多少本《龍跡》——那書當是鄙人看過的最爛一本書,下載竟然還很多,有興趣的自己去Google找
蛟龙
應龍
【应龙】古代传说中一种有翼的龙。相传禹治洪水时有应龙以尾画地成江河使水入海
中國上古的人想象出來的龍還比較合乎物理規律,到了十二生肖的成型的春秋,人就退化得胡思亂想到不知所以了,真悲哀。
有應龍這個東西,足可見,在上古的時代,支國至少在龍一事上沒比西方蠢太多。
螭龙
- 龍之九子中的二子,又稱「螭吻」,是一種沒有角的龍。《說文》:「螭,若龍而黃,北方謂之地螻,從蟲,離聲,或無角曰螭」。《廣雅》中有「無角曰螭龍」的記述。《漢書·司馬相如傳》有「蛟龍、赤螭」之載,其中「赤螭」一詞,文穎註:「螭,為龍子。」
- 雌龍。《漢書·司馬相如傳》有「蛟龍、赤螭」之載,其中「赤螭」一詞,張揖註:「赤螭,雌龍。」
- 《左傳·文公十八年》有「投諸四裔,以御螭魅」之載,其中「螭魅」一詞,杜預註:「螭魅,山林異氣所生,為人害者。」《左傳·宣公三年》有「螭魅魍魎,莫能逢之」之載,其中「螭」字,註:「螭,山神,獸形。」
憑借個把描述的只言片語就斷定它是上龍或者滑齒龍遺孓不是我這種想象力稱不上奇葩能做到的。
這種事關水怪的事情上,德國人有個更有趣的記錄:
The U-28 Creature is not the name of an individual monster but rather the name given to a single sighting of a yet to be identified beast. This chance encounter with an animal that would later be referred to as the U-28 Creature took place in the early portion of World War I after a military engagement between the U Boat 28 and the British steamer Iberian. The Captain of the U Boat, Commander Freiherr George G von Forstner, described the encounter in the following passage taken from his log books:
“On July 30, 1915, our U-28 torpedoed the British steamer Iberian, which was carrying a rich cargo across the North Atlantic. The steamer sank so swiftly that its bow stuck up almost vertically into the air. Moments later the hull of the Iberian disappeared. The wreckage remained beneath the water for approximately twenty-five seconds, at a depth that was clearly impossible to assess, when suddenly there was a violent explosion, which shot pieces of debris – among them a gigantic aquatic animal – out of the water to a height of approximately 80-feet.”
“At that moment I had with me in the conning tower six of my officers of the watch, including the chief engineer, the navigator, and the helmsman. Simultaneously we all drew one another’s attention to this wonder of the seas, which was writhing and struggling among the debris. We were unable to identify the creature, but all of us agreed that it resembled an aquatic crocodile, which was about 60-feet long, with four limbs resembling large webbed feet, a long, pointed tail and a head which also tapered to a point. Unfortunately we were not able to take a photograph, for the animal sank out of sight after ten or fifteen seconds.”
One important thing to note about this encounter is the manner in which the captain recorded the encounter. In general submarine captains are not known to be prone to exaggeration, leading some to believe that he would not detail such an encounter in any other way but as it happened. Also there would be absolutely no reason to concoct such a fantastic story knowing, as we all do, that the majority of people who report strange encounters are generally looked upon as crazy and meet with only ridicule.
Some investigators have theorized that this encounter could indicate a surviving specimen of pliosaurs or mosasaurs, both of which are though to have resembled gigantic crocodiles. The fossil record of these creatures also seems to indicate that their spines were very flexible, which could account for the more serpentine like movement of the U-28 Creature and other so called Sea Serpents sometimes spotted in this area of the world.
There are also a handful of researchers who have suggested that this creature may have been being transported by the steamer, only to be released into the ocean when the ship exploded. This small number of investigators have stated that any creature swimming in the ocean would more than likely keep its distance for a naval battle and the subsequent sinking of a ship due to gun fire, and for the U-28 creature to have been blown out of the water upon the Iberian’s explosion the creature would have had to be swimming almost directly over the sinking ship, just seconds after it was sunk by torpedo fire. Though it is unclear why a British steamer would be transporting a 60 foot aquatic creature across the Atlantic.
On September 2, 1915 the U-28 was damage beyond repair in the North Cape after being hit by debris from the munitions ship, the Olive Branch, which exploded after an engagement with the U-28.
It is safe to say that at this point in time the mystery of the U-28 Creature may never be solved, with all eye witnesses of the encounter having passed away and the Iberian resting at the bottom of the North Atlantic. Perhaps one day the discovery of a creature similar to that described by the crew of the U-28 may shed new light on this encounter, however we will still never know if that new discovery is what the captain reported that day or if something else, still unknown, lurks in the depths of the last great unexplored region of Planet Earth, the ocean.
The Evidence
There is currently no evidence to support the existence of a creature like the U-28 Creature in today’s oceans.
The Sightings
On July 30, 1915, the U-28 torpedoed the British steamer Iberian, following the Iberian’s sinking below the waves a giant explosion rocketed debris and one unidentified 60 foot crocodile like creature out of the water.
The Stats – (Where applicable)
• Classification: Sea Monster
• Size: 60 feet in length
• Weight: Unknown
• Diet: Unknown
• Location: North Atlantic
• Movement: Swimming
• Environment: Ocean
鳳凰
東西方都相信有這么種非常漂亮的鳥,我不知道這個是誰傳播到誰那里去的,反正有一種鳥能兼有孔雀、鷴、雉、火烈鳥和極樂鳥的優點,加上寓言般的生命設定,還能用來構詞討好女孩子,鄙人是非常非常的喜歡。
凤凰头像鸡,颔像燕,颈像蛇,胸象鸿,尾像鱼。五德之鸟
東方這只妖冶了點,太有錦雞和孔雀的樣子,而且死后沒什么特異,顯然比不上底下這只
感覺西方的越發接近極樂鳥長尾風鳥那一類,東方的越發接近孔雀。至于鳳是一種鳥,凰是另一種鳥,現在不怎么提,至多見于某些場所的床板上。不過鳳求凰的古琴曲,筆者是會彈的。
這是復合型物種,基本沒有疑問,全世界也就河南農民可以目擊到活體了
神龜
貔貅
四兇
浑沌
后人有詩贊曰:
肥豬賽大象.只是鼻子短.全村殺一頭.可以吃半年
《山海经》第二卷《西山经》云:“又西三百五十里曰天山,多金玉,有青雄黄,英水出焉,而西南流注于汤谷。有神鸟,其状如黄囊,赤如丹火,六足四翼,浑敦无面目,是识歌舞,实惟帝江也。”浑敦即混沌,混沌的形象为识歌舞的神鸟。
《山海經》一書,鄙人算是讀過,印象最深的東西一個是“能食人”第二是“首陽之神,其名為澤”。本來學了周樹人的款,描紅了一幅,如今卻遺落了不能拿來獻丑。看官有什么專家之類的,麻煩您千萬還是別和我費口舌。我讀這書純粹是自戀來著,正經的真的一句答不上來。(我部落格favicon這個澤字印就是這么設計出來的。)
饕餮
這個詞匯讓我想起高中一堂美術課,那個老師邊講邊做個夸張的吞咽樣。現在“美食精選”一類的電視節目有個慣用名詞叫做“老饕”,就是這個意思。
這個也是龍的兒子,“龍生九子不成龍”和“龍生龍,鳳生鳳”兩句話在一個國家里反正也毫無矛盾的存在了千多年。事實如何全憑當事個人去判斷了。
這個生物屬于一種文化衍生,那個多爾羊的大角和一角鯨的小角配得還挺河蟹的,可愛……
我覺得,依據設定,它的體型應該和混沌的換一換。
梼杌
西方荒中有獸焉,其狀如虎而犬毛,長二尺,人面虎足,豬口牙,尾長一丈八尺,攪亂荒中,名檮杌,一名傲狠,一名難訓。
名字起得太好,真實性就不必懷疑了——肯定沒有。某著名隱匿生物愛好者說這是曾說中的“馬老虎”,那恐怕得加上個特殊定義:好食小兒。不然麻叔謀一定氣活過來。
古人好不容易做了若多的世界觀企劃,現代造不出一款好玩的對應游戲來,也太可惜了點。
窮奇
四象
其中兩樣:龍,玄武同屬于五福獸
朱雀
白虎
名稱還有很多,比如說狴犴,监兵,驺虞什么的,樣子都一樣,最多的同種旁支。 女人中也有一種白虎,嘿嘿,回復可見吖
目前僅有孟加拉虎的有白化種,廈門虎據說有藍化種(黑化種)——已滅絕動物沒法考究。甚是可惜,理論上西伯利亞虎進化出白色最有希望,但是偏偏還沒發現白化西伯利亞虎。
青龍
玄武
四象要怎么使用呢,這個鄙人可以教你,比如刻印吧,就這個樣子 /別拍磚丫
四靈
麒麟
雄的名麒,雌的名麟,合稱麒麟。性情溫和,不傷人畜,不踐踏花草,故稱為仁獸。
明代的《瑞应麒麟图》,原來古代的麒麟就是這個東西,應該沒人不認識吧?
從這張圖上,可以看出從螃蟹到鱷魚幾乎所有你認識的動物,可以wp不能做非死不可那種圈人游戲,不然我每一種都能對應上個動物。
搞笑的是,麒麟還是有目擊報告的。特別是某些皇帝(主席)告訴你現在是盛世的時候,這種報告就特別多。
麒麟娘:再一次回復可見
這是一種毫無疑問的復合動物,自然界肯定不存在。
水麒麟
火麒麟
鄙人上次在香港就買了一本這書……后來發現了141臺,就后悔花這個錢了。
也稱赤焰兽,說是:
万火之精玄火鉴之守护异兽,周身赤焰,火毒汹涌,中人立死。
電麒麟
四靈的其余三者是鳳/龍/龜,不再重復介紹。
諸禽
湖北佬
九頭鳥又叫鬼車,和奇肱國毫無關聯,倒是和湖北有扯不清的關系。它有個特異功能是讓聽到它叫的人三天之內家里有白事。(麻煩它在支國多叫幾聲給網評員聽聽吧)
據說,這是種湖北特產。所有神鳥中,此物的目擊報告雄踞第一,當然,“分布區”包含四川和陜西是其中一個重要原因。這個絕對是最沒有希望在生物學上合理解釋的神鳥了,目擊報告之多卻讓人很費解,幾個腦袋都瞎看,莫不是自己沒長腦袋?
反正湖南北的石門,神農架等地,長年累月的會有些分不清喜鵲和烏鴉的農民聲稱他們真的看到了九頭鳥。這些湖北佬算是投案自首么?
重明鸟
尧在位七十年……有掋支之国,献重明之鸟,一名双睛,言又眼在目。状如鸡,鸣似凤。时解落毛羽,肉翮而飞。能搏逐猛兽虎狼,使妖灾群恶不能为害。贻以琼膏,或一岁数来,或数岁不至。国人莫不洒扫门户,以望重明之集。其未至之时,国人或刻木,或铸金,为此鸟之状。置于门户之间,则魑魅丑类,自然退伏。今人每岁元日,或刻木铸金,或图画为鸡于牖上,此其遗象传说也。
似乎在鏡花緣里面,這東西鳥獸戰是一名大將,不過它的存在,只能說明,上古三帝那時候,就有奉承拍馬的行為。(天下也就太平得連鳳凰都出來跳舞了……) 詩曰:
重睛鸣凤肉翮飞, 群枭莫不绝漠北。
群灾猛兽争相去, 且留瑞气在门楣。
毕方
三足乌
此處分頁,還有下文別錯過。
這篇很好看
哈 恰恰這個可是無聊的時候才貼的
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恩,不错!来了留个小脚丫,呵呵
HAHA
感謝大大分享
看客
hao kan a
haokna
mei dongxikande
您对传统图腾文化能作出这么高深的见解真是可敬可悲呢
感謝大大
基本作者的观点看明白了,科学解释不了的事情就不存在。。。这难道不也是一种迷信么?看他的言语思路清楚,也是个有辨别能力的人,凡事不可不信也不可尽信的道理居然不懂也是挺可悲的。anyway,就这样过一生也挺好
这难道不也是一种迷信么?
太萌,无力反驳,祝你一生快乐。